gallusrostromegalus:

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gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I have.  A new recliner chair.
It’s very comfy.
but I am worried.

Mochi.
Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest.
and when I have my laptop open I tend to.
forget
that he’s there.

I am going
to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night
but Eventually
He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor, 
like so much salad.

Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.

Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?

Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.

I have a strict policy of never holding babies.

G U E S S   W H A T   I   D I D

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night-views:

i love chilling with people that make me forget i have a phone

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love-diaries:

“You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.”

— (via love-diaries)

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wordofjesus:

God will finish what He has started in your life. The delay will be turned into a miracle for you! God is going to put a new song in your heart! This is a season where God will amaze you with His goodness and favor.

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sunflorally:

don’t forget about everyday miracles: tasty food, good music, cozy blankets, fun adventures, midnight conversations. the bigger picture doesn’t matter if you can’t appreciate the little pieces.

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lovelysuggestions:

You have a place in this world, and you’re filling it well.

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reformedchick:

Dear Lord, I want to be a woman with a teachable heart, a willing spirit, a bendable will, and a loving attitude. I want to be guided by You each moment of my life. Help me to be this woman more and more, day by day. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

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weservethebigguy:

“There is nothing so powerful like going through the darkness, coming out restored and realizing your battle was to help the next person pull through. There were many times I questioned why God let me suffer and endure, and every time it gave me the wisdom and compassion to walk with the next person. That makes it worth it every time.”

— Brittney Moses (via daughterbydesign)

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gothspitt:

dude i just want someone to hold my hand and kiss my forehead

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lloydtheabstrac:

*prays for a great 2019*

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whisperswithgod:

hamthekid:

I pray you marry a man that will listen to your worries with an attentive ear.

A man that will take your tears seriously.

A man that won’t be annoyed when you falter.

A man that will make every effort to see you smile.

A man that will put you above even his greatest passion.

A man that will protect your precious heart.

Pray to be a woman that emulates these same characteristics.

Pray to be a woman after God’s heart first before seeking this, and pray he’s a man that will seek God’s heart first as well.

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